Blowjob Club

From DRAMAWIKI

The true name of the Herb/Cigarskunk room party at any con. Blowjob Club meetings occur when Herbie and the Accident of Evolution stop banging each other long enough to entertain a horde of male guests stupid enough to buy into their tales of hot lesbian chick furries and whores. These male guests are then encouraged to prove their fanhood by blowing both fat, aging furfags repeatedly.

To protect the Unambiguously Gay Duo's supposed masculinity, Blowjob Club operates on a number of rules. These are as follows. Many Bothans died to bring us these secrets.

1. You don't talk about Blowjob Club
2. You don't talk about Blowjob Club
3. If you do talk about Blowjob Club, Cigarskunk calls you a liberal, says you're too chicken to fight him, and attempts to troll you anonymously on imageboards. WORST FATE IMAGINABLE.
4. The Mousey Love Girls are totally real. Deny it, and Herb will cum in your eye.
5. But speaking of the totally real MLG, you can earn extra fan-points by wearing a blond wig and letting Herb and Cigarskunk call you "Charlene" while you suck them off.
6. Do not attempt to touch Herb or Cigarskunk's anuses. What do you think they are, fags?
7. Do not attempt to talk to Cigarskunk's prostitutes. He already has to pay them extra for them not to vomit, and if they actually have to talk to yet another fat furfag they're gonna up their rates. What do you think Cigarskunk is, made of money?
8. Cigarskunk is totally made of money, but you can't have any, he needs it for Fifi porn.
9. Plush She was a vibrant, beautiful, sexy woman, and don't you dare mention that cheating whore.
10. Swallow or get the fuck out, bitch.