TriGem Olandarinse
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Alan Kennedy (aka TriGem, TryGay Analrinse, GoldAnthroWolf, etc) has been a proud member of the Ohio furry fandom since roughly 1993. He's taken up membership on every notable furry service, and has attempted to cover up his general inadequacy as a human being on each one by calling himself a troll. Today he can be found being completely lol crazy on the imageboard and begging for yiffs on FurryMuck and Tapestries.
In 1999 and 2000 he was engaged in open war against the Burned Furs, an organization with the mad plan to clean up the dying remnants of the fandom and exorcise the pedophiles/zoophiles/Jurann who gave the fandom a bad name. Kennedy himself claimed that he fucked his pet dog, and the police did investigate. However, the police found that he had never owned a dog, thus making Kennedy one of the notable few who fucked his neighbor's dog instead.
In 2007 he joined the imageboard as GoldAnthroWolf, a name he uses on MMOs. Since then his once-cratered reputation has been digging to the center of the earth. As he considers his life itself a brilliant troll, he enjoys sharing it with the board: He lives in his father's garage, surrounded by his own filth. He once owned a station wagon he is still incredibly proud of, despite only changing the oil once while it was in his possession. He has had a few roommates over the years, one of which (tehpuppy) is actually just as stupid as he is. This is so amazing that many refuse to believe that this isn't a sockpuppet. Kennedy also likes to flaunt his distant friend-like relationship with fursuiter Koinu-Kun.
His time management breaks down something like this: 30% sleep, 30% Warcraft/CoX, 30% jerking to pictures of black dog vaginas, 10% jerking to pictures of horse dicks, 0% personal hygiene. He is unemployed and unemployable, and he lives off the state due to a spinal disability. Despite his disability he was able to repave his driveway, during which he managed burn the flesh off his forearms.
- Fur Affinity: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/goldanthrowolf1
- Stories about herms having sex with dogs and crude scrawlings of his characters.
- LiveJournal: http://trigem.livejournal.com
- E/N shit he thinks is funny. He frequently confuses Lulz with this.
- Personal: http://www.madnesssoft.net/trigem
- Filez