James hardiman

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An amateur gynecologist and cervix fetishist, James Hardiman (Jim, Jimbo, Jimmy-boy, Jimmy crack corn and I don't care) is a close friend of the Mousey Love Girls, which should tell you a lot about how pathetic his social life is. Like Herbie, Jimbalaya has his own imaginary girlfriend, Desiree Lee. Though the general consensus by anyone not part of the Hardiman Cult of Personality is that Desiree is fictional, it's unclear just HOW she's fictional. Did Jimboree simply make her up to make himself seem less pathetic and lonely? Or is he in fact in love with a secondary personality that he doesn't realize exists entirely in his own head? (Desiree is, after all, a gigantic, humongous, colossal bitch of the highest magnitude and claims to be proud of it, while Jim-dandy tries for the easy-going "nice guy" attitude. Thus it may be that Jim Crow pulls a Banner when angry, but instead of turning into a green powerhouse of unlimited strength, he turns into a snarling black chick.)

Hardiman's other fictional personas include a pedophile cub art enthusiast, who Jimpossible claims isn't him but happens to draw exactly like him and live just down the street from him, explaining their similar/identical IP addresses.

Other notable and lame cries for attention by Jim Membership include a long and drawn-out wangsting claiming his eyes were failing because of diabeetus and were gonna get plucked out like grapes, depriving him of his ability to draw internal views of three foot deep vaginas, if people didn't send him lots and lots of cash. It's unclear whether he actually did have eye problems (brought on by eating too much goddamn sugar despite knowing he had the diabeetus) or if he just decided to bilk his fanatical and none-too-bright fanbase out of their milk money. Current odds are on "he faked that shit".

Hardiman is distinguished from other furry artists by not only having sycophantic followers that ooo and aaa over his every fart, but by having a following that very closely resembles a cult of personality. To a true Hardiman fanatic, Jimmovable is unquestionable and all-knowing. That someone would dare to question the Word of Hardiman is cause for a total drama meltdown by any true Jimitologist. His fandom so closely resembles worshipers, in fact, that "priests" of Hardiman have arisen, furries whose only claim to e-fame is that they are strident, loyal, and really loud fans of Jimbox. Luckily, no one even notices these people outside of Hardiman's own mailing list or fchan.

Jim class occasionally attempts to post at lulz.net, but is usually driven away by the fact that the posters don't immediately drop to the floor and beg for the opportunity to lick the dirt off of his shoes, and that he's treated like everyone else.

For a good example of Hardiman's art, see here.