Murrabbit
From DRAMAWIKI
The finest tripfag ever to grace lulz.net. He has been known to be a politifag, yet stands aside from most others in the sense that he has an education, and can articulate a coherent point, though the very mention of anything vaguely political will send him into a frothing liberal rage(not that a limp wristed liberal rage is anything noteworthy) and anything coherent or polite will quickly devolve into a baseless statistic spewing with a liberal spattering of ad hominem. He also manages to stay incredibly handsome while doing so(even with the rage induced spittle rivulets).
Some have been known to display extreme levels of butthurt whenever he is around, but this is likely because he intimidates them and they are generally bad people to begin with, as is evident from his ban-on-sight status over at Freehaven's board.
His hobbies include ruining any vaguely promising thread that accidentally starts on lulz.net, whining about anyone that doesn't agree with him, and sucking his own cock on wiki sites.
His fetish for uncut cocks is frightening. delicious.