ResidentEx
From DRAMAWIKI
A whiny little butthurt fchanner who wandered over to lulz.net thinking it "got it" because it came up with a single unfunny gag that it shoves down everyone's throats again and again. In reality, it is far too thin-skinned and easy to set off to take the heat of lulz, but refuses to get out of the damn kitchen.
Every single thread it partakes in degenerates into it shouting "You don't wanna take me on!" like either a five-year-old retard on the playground or Zur, whichever is dumber; or it attempts to troll Sage Freehaven by posting its own speshul little word like it was "desu".
The following is a typical example of a ResidentEx post:
I know you're all over that thread like white on rice, Freehaven, so just chill the fuck out. All I'm saying is, if you're going to get me started, make sure it's over something 'worthwhile'.
Dumb ass...
Apparently, ResidentEx "getting started" is something to be feared. No doubt its Remedial Learning teacher told Rezzy it was very fierce and powerful, right before bending the little tard over a desk and going all twinkie house on its developmentally challenged anus.
When it is ignored, it quickly descends into trying even the most plaintive troll tricks to get any attention, literally posting "You suck" to anyone it thinks it might get a reaction out of. It also loves to talk about how superior it is to everyone on the board, going so far to state that posting on Lulz was actually beneath it and that it's the most "skilled" among the Lulz posters (skilled at what, however, it refused to say -- we're assuming trolling at this point).
ResidentEx's reaction upon learning of this article was to get extremely butthurt and whine that it wasn't funny. In the weeks following the creation of this article, it appears to be going more and more insane (proven by its recent claim that humans descended from apes with alien DNA injected into them).