Sage Freehaven

From DRAMAWIKI

Sage Freehaven is an infamous and annoying tripfag who haunts numerous chanboards across the interbutt. He is known to have been banned from 4chan's fictitious /a/ board for being himself, and having gotten himself purposely banned from /co/ so he could do his homework. /co/ hates Freehaven vehemently for being a furry and for the even more evil crime of giving them free comics to read, the bastard.

Freehaven used to run fchan until his duties masturbating began to eat up too much of his time. Desperate to get back to his fapping, he looked for two people to stab him in the back and steal his board from him, and found a chick who'd ripped off his name and a Nazi. These would be Sage Nadia and Xenofur. Handing over the reins of his board to these two was obviously an act of pure genius. Freehaven's response on learning that they'd Germany'd up his board was to shrug and continue fapping.

These days Freehaven mostly hangs around on lulz.net being worthless there instead. Despite his constant annoying continuing to exist there, there is much less "GODDAMMIT FREEHAVEN!" there than on /co/. It's assumed /co/ becomes sexually aroused by memes, any meme.

Recently somebody calling themselves Sechs Fuckheaven has shown up on lulz. This person claims to be Freehaven's little sister, and there is some curiosity as to whether she and Freehaven are Nayloring each other. Just whether this chick is actually Freehaven engaging in a Herbie-esque masturbation ritual also remains to be seen. Statistics and contemporary evidence suggest that the probability is at least 95% (except for the whole thing of them having appeared on IRC together with totally different IP addresses, but facts get in the way of lulz, so IGNORE THEM).