Sage Freehaven

From DRAMAWIKI

Sage Freehaven is an infamous and annoying tripfag who haunts numerous chanboards across the interbutt. He is known to have been banned from 4chan's fictitious /a/ board for being himself, and having gotten himself purposely banned from /co/ so he could do his homework. /co/ hates Freehaven vehemently for being a furry and for the even more evil crime of giving them free comics to read, the bastard.

Freehaven used to run fchan until his duties masturbating began to eat up too much of his time. Desperate to get back to his fapping, he looked for two people to stab him in the back and steal his board from him, and found a chick who'd ripped off his name and a Nazi. These would be Sage Nadia and Xenofur. Handing over the reins of his board to these two was obviously an act of pure genius. Freehaven's response on learning that they'd Germany'd up his board was to shrug and continue fapping.

These days Freehaven has been run out of lulz.net and instead hangs out in his own tree house with his imaginary friend.